Grandma June’s Table · The Hosting KitLaunch price Save $21330-day refund guarantee
Every holiday dinner, planned to the minute. Written down for you.
Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year’s Eve — for 8, 12 or 20, in the kitchen you actually have.
Three weeks out, you’ll know what to buy. The Saturday before, you’ll know the turkey goes in the fridge. On the day, you’ll know what goes in the oven at eleven and who’s carrying the water glasses. It’s all in eight plain books you can fill in on your phone or print for the fridge, with every time and temperature checked against the USDA. This year, the cook sits down with everyone else.
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II. The difference
Same kitchen. Same twenty people. One of them has a plan.
Holiday dinners rarely go wrong because of the cooking. They go wrong because of the timing — the bird that’s still frozen, the oven with four dishes waiting for it, twenty people and fourteen chairs. Here’s the same Thanksgiving, twice.
The usual way
Winging it, one more year
Wednesday, 9 pmThe 20-pound turkey is still frozen solid
Thursday, 11 amFour casseroles waiting for one oven
1:45 pmTwenty people, fourteen chairs
2:30 pmSides cold, gravy lumpy, the cook still at the stove
4:00 pmYou wash up alone
The cookNever sat down
June’s way
The kit’s way, same day
Saturday beforeThe bird goes in the fridge: a day for every 4 to 5 pounds
TuesdayTable set, chairs counted, place cards written
Thursday, 11 amThe oven schedule is taped to the oven door
2:00 pmEverything hot, the buffet in order, dinner on time
4:00 pmThe job cards clear the table
The cookSat down at 2:00
Same kitchen, same family. The only thing that changed is the paper on the fridge.
Every time and temperature in the kit comes from the USDA Food Safety and Inspection Service. Your day will bend around your oven, your bird and your family — that’s what the blank lines are for.
The food was never the hard part. Knowing what to do next was.
Refrigerator thawing: about 24 hours for every 4 to 5 pounds of turkey (USDA FSIS, “Let’s Talk Turkey”).
III. What’s inside
Seven books and a box of cards. Every part of hosting, planned for you.
Each book takes one part of the holiday off your mind — the calendar, the space, the numbers, the table, the help, the guests, the recipes — and every one of them can be filled in on a screen or printed for the kitchen.
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The planning book
The Holiday Countdown Handbook
From three weeks out to the last dish washed — 32 pages, dated for 2026.
The four decisions that size everything else
The dated three-week countdown, November 5 to 26
Thanksgiving Day hour by hour, for 8, 12 or 20
The oven schedule and the picnic-cooler trick
The Christmas countdown and Christmas Day plan
New Year’s Eve on one page, and leftovers done safely
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The space book
Small-Space Buffet Blueprints
Twenty people, a house built for six — 19 pages, drawn to scale.
The seven rules of a buffet line that moves
Six blueprints: card table, 6-foot table, dresser, counter, desserts, drinks
The height map: risers from what you already own
The traffic map for a small living room
Measure-your-table sheet and a grid to draw your own
Keeping hot food hot and cold food cold for two hours
III
The numbers book
June’s Turkey & Timing Charts
Every weight, time and temperature — 20 pages, checked against the USDA.
How much to buy for 8, 12 or 20 — the bird and every side
Thawing days by weight, with this year’s start dates
Roasting times, stuffed and unstuffed
Ham, prime rib, pork, lamb and chicken charts
The safe-temperature card for the cupboard door
Gravy, brine, carving and the backwards timeline
IV
The table book
Table Setting & Manners Cards
Where every fork goes and who sits where — 14 pages.
Basic, informal and formal settings, drawn to scale
Buffet roll-ups, TV trays and 24 inches a person
Linens, candles and the 14-inch centerpiece rule
Who sits where: eight seating rules
Twelve manners cards for hosts, guests and children
Graces, toasts and the little emergencies
V
The help book
June’s Job Cards
The family works, the cook sits down — 46 cards to print and hand out.
Why job cards work, and what to say at the door
Who gets which job: the matching chart
24 Thanksgiving cards, from carver to roaster-scrubber
Six children’s cards, ages four and up
Ten Christmas and New Year’s Eve cards
Six blanks and the hand-out tracker
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The people book
The Guest Planner & Seating Charts
Who’s coming, what they’re bringing, where they sit — 17 pages.
The 26-row guest list, with RSVP and allergy columns
The recipes nobody wrote down — 42 pages to fill in and hand down.
Twelve questions that get the recipe and the story
How to catch a recipe from someone who cooks by feel
Twenty fillable recipe pages in five chapters
Holiday menus through the years
Conversions, substitutions, pan sizes and grandma’s measures
Our table traditions, and the recipes still to write down
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The cards Bonus
Place Cards, Menu Cards & Buffet Labels
Type the names once; print, cut, fold — 22 pages.
54 place cards: Thanksgiving, Christmas, kids’ table, New Year’s
Each name fills both sides of the folded card
Menu cards that fill twice from one typing
40 buffet labels, eight of them allergy notes
Leftover labels sized for a standard 2×4 sticker sheet
Send-home tags for the boxes by the door
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Included — large print and next year
The Large-Print Editions and every future edition
The Countdown Handbook, the Buffet Blueprints, the Turkey Charts and Table Setting come again in large print — the same pages, in type you can read at arm’s length with flour on your hands. And when next year’s dates are set, the updated kit lands in your Gumroad library at no charge.
Plan it this week. Sit down on Thursday.
a taste of what’s inside
The numbers book
Saturday, November 21
A 16- to 20-pound bird goes in the fridge today. Not Wednesday.
The table book
Twenty-Four Inches a Person
Plate center to plate center — and you’ll know by Tuesday how many chairs to borrow.
The space book
Plates First, Forks Last
Roll the silverware in napkins and set it at the end of the line, so both hands stay free.
The people book
Uncertain Means Yes
Anyone who hasn’t said no is coming. Set the place.
Grandma June’s Table is a YouTube channel about hosting the holidays the way our grandmothers did: a big table, a small kitchen, and everybody fed. June is the channel’s storytelling character — an AI-animated Midwest grandmother who carries the know-how of generations of real home cooks.
Viewers kept asking for the plans written down — the countdown, the charts, the seating, the cards. These eight books are that. Every time and temperature is checked against the USDA Food Safety and Inspection Service, the place settings follow the standard American rules, and the sources are listed at the back of each book.
They’re written plain, for people who’d rather be in the kitchen than reading. Print them, tape them to the fridge, and let them get gravy on them.
Uncertain means yes. Set the place.
— June
VI. Get the kit
$37 one-time payment, no subscription, yours forever.
Instant access — in your inbox within a minute of payment. Fill every page in on your phone, tablet or computer, or print it at the kitchen table. 30-day money-back guarantee — if it’s not for you, one email and every dollar comes back.
Everything you get for $37:
The Holiday Countdown Handbook — the dated three-week countdown and Thanksgiving Day hour by hour, plus Christmas and New Year’s Eve · 32 pages
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Small-Space Buffet Blueprints — six to-scale layouts that feed twenty from a card table, a dresser or a counter · 19 pages
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June’s Turkey & Timing Charts — how much to buy, thaw and roast, by weight — every main dish and the safe-temperature card · 20 pages
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Table Setting & Manners Cards — three settings drawn to scale, who sits where, twelve manners cards, graces and toasts · 14 pages
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June’s Job Cards — 46 printable cards that get the family working and the cook sitting down · 17 pages
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The Guest Planner & Seating Charts — the guest list, potluck sign-up, allergy sheets and seating charts for 24 · 17 pages
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The Family Recipe Keepsake — twenty fillable recipe pages, the twelve questions to ask, and menus through the years · 42 pages
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Plus, free with the kit:
Large-Print Editions of the Countdown Handbook, the Buffet Blueprints, the Turkey Charts and Table Setting — big type, easy on tired eyes
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Place Cards, Menu Cards & Buffet Labels — 54 fillable place cards, 40 buffet labels, leftover labels and send-home tags
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Every future edition — next year’s dates and any new pages, free forever
$37 once — all seven books, the place cards and the large-print editions. Your download link lands in your email within a minute. Fill it in on your phone, tablet or computer, or print it at the kitchen table. Pay once — no subscription, ever — and it’s yours to keep, with next year’s dates included.
It comes with large-print editions, 54 place cards, 40 buffet labels and The Family Recipe Keepsake — made for tired eyes, full ovens and a table that’s two chairs short.
You’re the one who plans before the panic — so on Thursday you’re at the table, not at the sink.
0 families are already hosting with June this year.
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VII. Before you buy
Questions folks ask first.
Is it too late for this Thanksgiving?
No. The countdown is dated, so you start at today’s date and skip what has passed. The turkey chart gives the latest day to start thawing for your bird’s size, and Thanksgiving Day itself is planned hour by hour, for 8, 12 or 20.
Do I need a printer?
No. Every fillable page can be typed into on a phone, tablet or computer — in the free Adobe Acrobat Reader app, or most browsers and PDF apps — and saved. A printer helps for the job cards and place cards, which are made to be cut out and handed around.
I’m not much for computers. Is it hard to get?
Not a bit. If you can open an email, you can open this. We send you a link; you tap it, and the books are right there. Print them for the fridge if you’d rather hold paper. If you get stuck, one email and we’ll walk you through it.
What do I actually get, and in what form?
An instant digital download: eight PDF books (183 pages, 1,959 fillable fields), plus large-print editions of the Countdown Handbook, the Buffet Blueprints, the Turkey Charts and Table Setting. Your link arrives by email within a minute. One payment, no subscription, yours to keep.
Will it work for six people? For twenty-five?
Yes. The day plans and shopping amounts are worked out for 8, 12 and 20, and the per-person charts scale up or down from there. The guest list has 26 rows and the seating charts hold 24.
Is it only for Thanksgiving?
No. Christmas has its own countdown, its own Christmas Day plan and its own job cards, New Year’s Eve gets a page of its own, and the Family Recipe Keepsake is meant to be filled in for years.
Is June a real grandmother?
June is the storytelling character who hosts our YouTube channel, animated with AI. The know-how is real: the times and temperatures come from the USDA Food Safety and Inspection Service, the place settings follow the standard American rules, and every source is listed at the back of each book.
What about next year?
Every future edition is included. When next year’s dates are set, the updated kit goes into your Gumroad library at no charge, along with any new pages.
What if it’s not for me?
A plain 30-day money-back guarantee: look it over inside 30 days, and if it’s not what you hoped, one email gets every dollar back.
Not ready for the whole kit? Take the free card.
Get the free “When Is It Done?” card — every holiday main dish and the temperature that makes it safe, on one page for the cupboard door. No cost, just a taste of the books.
$37 once — all seven books and every extra, no subscription, yours to keep. Start while there’s time; if it’s not what you hoped, one email inside 30 days gets a full refund.
